January 2010
Reblog if you've read all 7 Harry Potter books.
dragonwings:
lehani:
amazinglace:
acciofirewhiskey:
starshipz:
100-percent-slytherin:
justsomeone:
itspellslove:
figureoutwonderland:
yerawizardharry:
okaylove:
ilfoot:
You win at life.
many-a-time.
lol. i’ve read them all TOO MANY TIMES
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “I took a Marketing Course so I’d like to submit some of my own ideas. The business cards have far too much wasted space so I want a calender on the back, people will love that and use it all the time. The newspaper ad is fine but I’d like you to get them to print it upside down, that way people will instinctively want to rotate the newspaper to read it. Pretty good...
clientsfromhell:
After having delivered an eCommerce site to a client, he called me on the phone, explaining that he had experienced some problems ordering products. While on the phone, I explained to him that I would do a test order to see if I could reconstruct the problem he experienced. The ordering went fine, but suddenly he says
Client: “Wow, I got an order from you here. You want that...
“Most of our photos are all white people, but we need to show more diversity, and...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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:(:(
the killers cancelled their asia tour, including the hong kong show.
which means i won’t be seeing them next week ;(
“Our web application support team doesn’t know html or javascript, can you redo...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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HOLY SHITE
SAOSIN IS COMING TO HONG KONG?!
THIS SATURDAY.
:O do want to go, do want to go.
i hope my parents let me.. it’s in 2 days. :3
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Well, how big is your computer?”
Me: “My, uh… How big?”
Client: “Yeah. How big? Is it big enough to handle a big sign?”
Me: “Well it’s a newer MacBook Pro so, like I said, I shouldn’t have any trouble.”
Client: “No, like how many inches?”
Me: “Um, well… It has a 17-inch screen.”
Client: “Well that won’t work. We need something that’s thirty or forty inches wide....
“What would happen if the internet was full?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“We don’t have the resources to support a Web site, so instead, we’d like you to...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“My preference is for the headings to jump-out at the user when the cursor moves...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
clientsfromhell:
Client: “This is absolutely wrong. Where’s all the HTML. We want the HTML?”
Me: “I don’t understand. All the files should be on the flash drive we gave you yesterday.”
Client: “Well… whats all this php jumbo-mumbo?”
Me: “PHP is just a language. It does all the work for your CMS. You can’t have CMS with only HTML files.
Client: “I get it. You just don’t understand....
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“Today, I realized whilst reading the final Harry Potter novel that I have the...”
– MLIA
“The first thing I did in 2010 was kiss my Edward cardboard cut-out.”
– From probably the most disturbing Twilight related site I’ve seen to date (via fucknotwilight)
“All these drawings about dinosaurs… Why can’t we have photos?”
– (via clientsfromhell)